Please: "Bury" Me Before I Die
Well, not exactly. I mean, I don't want to be buried alive, or anything weird like that.
But I've been to enough funerals and burials to know that they're usually wasted on the person being laid to rest. The people left behind - those still alive, in other words - get to have all the fun. As sad as the occasion is (and I mean absolutely no disrespect to those grieving the loss of a loved one), a funeral presents a wonderful opportunity to celebrate someone's life: who they were, what they loved, and the legacy they left behind.
Why would I want to miss that?
I don't.
So...I want my funeral service before I die. And I want it exactly like this:
